I like you and Remora is stupid. You know what I was thinking?
It was this: I was thinking that what would be a better sponsor for RuPaul’s Drag Race than Absolut Vodka would be UNDERALLS.
That’s because no one in their right mind drinks Absolut. But EVERYONE drinks Underalls. Maybe Roxxxy Andrews could fit some over her enormous ass, it couldn’t hurt to try. And who couldn’t use a little help tucking now and then? Underalls!
Sincerely,
HER IMPERIAL MAGNIFICENCE ELECTRALA of the FUNDAMENTAL ILLUMINATED SECT OF HORUS
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Our conspiratorial correspondent Erica Apple has something to say:
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY GLAMOUR AND TRICKERY!
RUPAUL ISILLUMINATI MIND CONTROL
RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE SINISTER RITUAL
RUPAUL is an ordained level 7 priestess of the FIRST ILLUMINATI SOCIETY OF HORUS
His show is disguised as a search for her successor but is in fact a ritual to determine THE NEXT HUMAN SACRIFICE!
Don’t believe it? When’s the last time YOU saw Bebe Zahara-Benet?
“If I were a judge I would be setting up a great elimination by telling Alaska and Detox they’ve got to distinguish themselves from each other.” —Jubilee, the Lady Latorbience
we gotta give it up for one of our favorite queens in the history of the universe. Miss Latrice Royale roared into our hearts and set up camp!. Happy Birthday Miss Thing!!!!! we love you bunches.
zzzzzzzzzzzz. i am so ready for the chaff to be weeded out of this year’s crop. as soon as Miss Honey (who aint on the money), Miss Alyssa (aka don knotts), Miss Alaska (when’s she gonna show us somethin good? our bet is never), Miss Detox (face for radio) and Miss Jade (does she have a personality?) get out of the way we’re gonna have us a real contest featuring top drawer queens. until then i can barely make myself care! and just between us girls, im not the only one who thinks so. the DRR offices have been quiet as a tomb lately. and you know when these bitches dont have something to say there’s a problem. but! help is on the way darlings. that adorable little bootlegger is on his way over with another gallon of gin. we cant wait to see what those adorable little scamps get up to.
Gorgeous guys and lovely ladies—sometimes, they’re the same person! And, honey, sometimes they are not. Our friend Luis of the House of Teepens whipped together this thrilling infographic that really lets you know where each contestant stands in the beauty rankings—as boys AND girls! Drag Race Riots—we’re here for you!
I do not think that serena chacha shouldve triumphed over Penny Tration who had a huge fan-base going into the show. serena was the least liked of all of the girls. sometimes they do things that make us wonder if all they’re doing is making fun of some queens, while pushing forward some others. that’s not a race that’s something else like i dunno. the worst thing ever.
