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a nearly incomprehensible reader email:

Dear Leatrice:

I like you and Remora is stupid. You know what I was thinking?
It was this: I was thinking that what would be a better sponsor for RuPaul’s Drag Race than Absolut Vodka would be UNDERALLS.
That’s because no one in their right mind drinks Absolut. But EVERYONE drinks Underalls. Maybe Roxxxy Andrews could fit some over her enormous ass, it couldn’t hurt to try. And who couldn’t use a little help tucking now and then? Underalls!

Sincerely,

HER IMPERIAL MAGNIFICENCE ELECTRALA
of the FUNDAMENTAL ILLUMINATED SECT OF HORUS
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Our conspiratorial correspondent Erica Apple has something to say:
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY GLAMOUR AND TRICKERY!

RUPAUL IS ILLUMINATI MIND CONTROL

RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE SINISTER RITUAL

RUPAUL is an ordained level 7 priestess of the
FIRST ILLUMINATI SOCIETY OF HORUS

His show is disguised as a search for her successor
but is in fact a ritual to determine
THE NEXT HUMAN SACRIFICE! 

Don’t believe it? When’s the last time YOU saw Bebe Zahara-Benet?

Unusual reader e-mail

Keep ‘em coming, we’d never think this shit up on our own!:

Girls! This shit startin to bore me to DEATH! I got an idea how they can make it good again.

First they should have a mini challenge where they have to get their dicks out & get them hard. I think the winner of that is Lineysha Sparx.

So then after that like maybe they next week they can have a pretty asshole contest. I think Vivienne Pinay might have a chanse on that one.

Sincerely,

Sexora Rodriguez

zzzzzzzzzzzz. i am so ready for the chaff to be weeded out of this year’s crop. as soon as Miss Honey (who aint on the money), Miss Alyssa (aka don knotts), Miss Alaska (when’s she gonna show us somethin good? our bet is never), Miss Detox (face for radio) and Miss Jade (does she have a personality?) get out of the way we’re gonna have us a real contest featuring top drawer queens. until then i can barely make myself care! and just between us girls, im not the only one who thinks so. the DRR offices have been quiet as a tomb lately. and you know when these bitches dont have something to say there’s a problem. but! help is on the way darlings. that adorable little bootlegger is on his way over with another gallon of gin.  we cant wait to see what those adorable little scamps get up to.

Gorgeous guys and lovely ladies—sometimes, they’re the same person! And, honey, sometimes they are not. Our friend Luis of the House of Teepens whipped together this thrilling infographic that really lets you know where each contestant stands in the beauty rankings—as boys AND girls! Drag Race Riots—we’re here for you!

From Our Mailbag (That We Often Forget to Check)

I do not think that serena chacha shouldve triumphed over Penny Tration who had a huge fan-base going into the show.  serena was the least liked of all of the girls. sometimes they do things that make us wonder if all they’re doing is making fun of some queens, while pushing forward some others. that’s not a race that’s something else like i dunno. the worst thing ever.

—Dellilah Tubbs

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